The Top Five Core Values of a Real MAGA Patriot:
1. Religious Dogma:
a. God gave mankind the earth to dominate and destroy.
b. Anyone who cares for the earth is a devil worshipping communist.
c. Jesus was a white man.
2. Gluttony: It’s patriotic to over-consume and waste as much food, resources, and materials as possible. Pollution is great. There’s nothing like “rolling coal” on an “elitist” cyclist with a $50K truck (preferably a full sized red one with a ram on it.) What’s left of the world for your progeny doesn’t matter because they are Saved.
3. Greed: Paying people less helps you win contracts as the low bidder, and it will keep your fat wallet happy due to low cost products. It’s ok though because the low wage workers will be motivated to earn a college degree or start a business, right? The minimum wage should actually be lowered to help them along. To sum up, pay people low wages then expect the government to pick up the bill through entitlement programs, and then vote against those entitlement programs.
4. Paranoia: Brown people are scary, and usually democrats; therefore, you must live far from the cities while commuting with as large a personal vehicle as possible. For extra protection against these out of control undesirables, own lots of guns and reside protected behind gates if possible. It’s what Jesus would do! Perhaps your paranoia will not be unfounded once you vote away entitlements without any increases in pay for the slaves.
5. Laziness: Patriots drive overpowered large vehicles everywhere. Bicyclists, pedestrians, and mass transit users are Bad People! [Special note: These cyclists somehow get to use the roads “without paying taxes” even though they live and pay taxes in the city, unlike the real patriot who pays vastly less taxes in a completely different locality while clogging the city roads the users above pay for. MAGA!
The secondary list of Core Values for the Patriot:
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